Saturday, February 26, 2005

A Cowboy's Sexuality

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy andasked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,breaking colts, working cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,so I guess I am a cowboy."She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soonas I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower,I think about women. When I watch TV,I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."The two sat sipping in silence.A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboyand asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "I always thought I was,but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

31 Comments:

Blogger raindanseuse said...

Heh heh! Cool sense of humour have you!

February 27, 2005 at 2:35 AM  
Blogger Woody said...

Hi Dan, I linked back here from the Cheesebee Chronicles, thanks for stopping by and commenting. Liked the joke, I'll have to send it off to my relatives in California.

February 27, 2005 at 9:53 AM  
Blogger S.W.4.R.M Turx0r said...

Hey Dan, I too was linked here from " The Swarm : Journal Of A Hive Mind". Nice sence of humor you got and a cool blog you got, ill be visting regularly

February 27, 2005 at 12:45 PM  
Blogger baggylettuce said...

Hee! That was funny. I found you after you commented on my AbsolutelyBlonde blog (but I dunno how you found that!) and followed you back to here.

February 28, 2005 at 5:37 AM  
Blogger annie said...

Dan,

Thanks for the encouraging comments on my blog. I have decided I will forgive myself and survive!

Of course I had to come over here and see the funny stuff, and I got lucky! This is a favorite joke of mine, only here in Louisiana, it is a Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke, where Boudreaux makes an unsuccessful pass at the girl and goes back to tell Boudreaux, "Hey Boudreaux, there's a fancy name for men like us, we's lesbians."

I'll be back.

February 28, 2005 at 10:32 AM  
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Thanks for the chuckle, Dan!
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