Friday, February 18, 2005

Frank Goes Hunting

Frank gets a new rifle and decides to go bear hunting. He spots a cute little brown beear and shoots it. A tap on his shoulder makes him turn to see a big black bear, who says:"That was my cousin, and you have two choices, I maul you to death, or we have sex."Frank thinks about it and decides on the sex. Two weeks later, after he recovers, he vows revenge and goes hunting again. This time he bags the black bear. Just after shooting it, he feels a shoulder tap. Turns around and there's a grizzly bear, who says:"That was my cousin. You wanna be mauled to death, or do we have rough sex?" Frank picks the sex. Several months later, Frank recovers and runs to the woods to kill the Grizzly. He enjoys the feeling of sweet revenge for a moment before he gets tapped on his shoulder.Standing behind him is an enormous polar bear. The polar bear just shakes his head sadly and says:"Just admit it, Frank.. you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"


Blogger Doug said...


That is sooo funny! I may have to steal it for my blog. No, seriously, I may steal it. :)
I enjoyed the one about finishing up things as well. Keep it up !

February 18, 2005 at 9:32 PM  
Blogger Sharron said...

LMAO!!! That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this afternoon.

February 19, 2005 at 3:59 PM  
Blogger neuba said...

I appreciated your comment of my blog. Thanks for visiting.

I had a chance to read some of your entries - and they are funny and inspiring. I look forward to reading more.

As for the bear joke - awesome!


February 19, 2005 at 6:08 PM  
Blogger le penseur said...

I shared the joke with some colleagues. Good stuff Dan.

February 19, 2005 at 8:48 PM  
Blogger Puma said...

That is hysterical. I read it to my boyfriend (we are both hunters) and he still has tears streaming down his face.

February 20, 2005 at 11:02 AM  
Blogger Nick Dukes said...

Ha! Good stuff man.

By the by, could EMJ! get a nice little pimp on your blog?

February 20, 2005 at 1:25 PM  
Blogger Michael Magnusson said...

I corrected that odd comment box thing, if you still wish to leave one. I added a rough "Part II" as well.


February 20, 2005 at 3:58 PM  
Blogger Song said...

rofl that was laugh out loud funny! nice one dan!

February 21, 2005 at 3:26 AM  

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